This crazy guy at Perkins

I went to Perkins with my aunt, my uncle, and Jade the other day and we met a crazy guy. He was standing outside smoking a cigarette and as we were walking in he mumbled something about Jade being a kid. I just thought, yeah and? We were seated towards the back and after a couple minutes he came in. He just happened to have been seated right behind us and as he went back to his booth he turned to the old couple behind him and said "Wazzup?" and then sat down. We were like great, now what? We started talking about how we couldn't make eye contact or we'd have a friend for life and he shouted the first of his many crazy utterances. I swear every five minutes he creepily said,"Northland a-u-to-bo-ty." It was so freaky. Before we finished our meal he left, or so we thought. When we left he was standing out there smoking again and as we passed he repeated twice, "This means war." After that he looked right at Jade and said, "Go with your mommy now." That was the freakiest is that he did know we were there. He reminded me of this other crazy woman I unfortunately met on the bus. I was on my way to the mall and she was going to the airport. She had all her stuff in a big wheeled garbage can with it sealed up with duct tape. She was in the back and I was in the front. A few minutes after I had gotten on I was aware of this low humming sound. I turned around and saw it was her chanting. That was my mistake. She looked right into my eyes and started chanting about Jade, who was in my arms. She was saying something like, "So young, so innocent, pretty blond hair, blue eyes, so innocent for now, where will that innocence go?" It was so creepy, I even moved farther from her, but it made her notice us more. What is messed up is that I just happened to be riding the bus two weeks later back from the mall and low and behold the crazy lady was on the same bus as me coming back from the airport. She did the same chanting as before, too. Creepy.