Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

So the two brightest customers I ever met came into my work today. They asked the two most brilliant questions I ever heard. The thing is that these questions are sadly not much different than the usual questions we are asked on a daily basis. For now I work at one of the less major, but still very popular fast food restaurants out there. So when I was asked these two questions I didn't have to wonder why Bush was reelected to office or who helped to keep him there. Customer 1:"How many nuggets are in your five-piece nugget?" (Gee, I don't know, maybe 5?) Customer 2:"Do you sell french fries here?" (No, it only says it on the menu, we actually really don't.) And no, these people weren't being silly, they were serious. I have so much confidence in the intelligence of this nation now. But at least I had a big laugh with my coworkers over it. I wonder if some people listen to the words that come out of their mouths. I seriously doubt it.